Thursday, September 23, 2010

Elmo Learns about Katy Perry’s Breasts!

God, this video was so hot. Brace yourself, its soft core Sesame Street porn. Katy Perry plays a deranged slut who is stalking Elmo’s every move, no doubt so she can violate him sexually, although they don’t really go into that in this video. I’m hoping the sequel goes more into some sexy sexual adventures between the two. Elmo is trying as hard as he can to run away from Perry, just like all men most likely do in real life. Along the way, you can count on Elmo making some new friends, most notably a cactus with a face, and having some really great (sex) adventures (maybe I was just imaging those). (This doesn’t make me a sexual offender, does it?)  





Unfortunately, Katy Perry was a little too slutty for the mommy’s and sensitive daddy’s out there, and as a result, this clip has been canned from airing on the New Years Sesame Street special later this year. Luckily it showed up on this fetish website that I subscribe to and frequent so I am able to share it with you now. They say it was cut because of how much boob Katy Perry was showing, but I think it’s all the sexual tension Perry and Elmo exhibit throughout the video. I wouldn’t be surprised if some off-set banging occurred, which complicated things.